"Once there was a magical elf who lived in a rainbow tree
He lived downstairs from a flatulent dwarf who constantly had to pee
One day the elf could take no more
so he went to bang on the rude dwarf's door
and what do you know,
they suddenly both were marrrrried..."
"Open Season", 2006 - Elliot singing, to the tune of "The Teddy Bears' Picnic"